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Murphy's
Law |
Matz's Maxim: A conclusion is the place where you
got tired of thinking. |
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Vadim Kotelnikov |
If
you don't pay attention to problems
they'll take offence and leave. |
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Joseph Joubert |
It is better debate a question without settling it than
to settle a question without debating it. |
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Piet Hein |
Whenever you're called on to make up your mind,
And you're hampered by not having any,
The simplest way to solve the dilemma you'll find,
Is simply by flipping a penny.
No, not so that chance shall decide the affair,
As you're passively standing there moping.
But as soon as the penny is up in the air,
You'll suddenly know what you are hoping.
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Jackson Holbrook |
As soon as an idea is accepted it is time to reject it.
>>> |
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Billings,
Josh |
Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but
dreadfully uneasy to take.
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William Blake |
The cut worm forgives the plow. |
|
Warren Buffett |
It's only when the tide
goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. |
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La Rochefoucauld |
We promise according to our hopes, and perform
according to our fears. |
|
Charles
Lamb |
Positively the best thing a man can have to do is
nothing, and next to that, perhaps, good work. |
|
Murphy's Law |
H.L.Menken's Law: Those who can – do. Those who cannot
– teach.
Martin's Extension: Those who can not teach –
administrate. |
|
Murphy's
Law |
The Law of the Letter: The best way to
inspire fresh
thoughts is to seal the letter. |
|
Murphy's
Law |
The Roman Rule: The one who says it cannot be done
should never interrupt the one who is doing it. |
|
Murphy's
Law |
Wethern's Law:
Assumption is the mother of all
screw-ups. |
|
George Santayana |
The difficult is that which can be done immediately,
the
impossible is that which takes a little longer. |
|
Jonathan Swift |
He was a bold man who first ate an oyster. |
|
Mark Twain |
I have been told that Wagner's music is better than it
sounds. |
|
Unknown |
If you don't like to floss, then just floss those teeth
you want to keep. |
|
Unknown |
Nothing makes a person more productive than the last
minute. |
|
Unknown |
A lot of people have great ideas, but nothing in the
world is cheaper than a good idea with no action. |
