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Humorous
Business Plan
Smart
Success |
Targeted Market:
"Behind
every successful man you'll find a woman who
has nothing to wear."
–
Harold Coffin...
Brief History:
"Success
is often the result of taking a misstep in
the right direction."
–
Al Bernstein...
Success
Management Skills: "Every
successful enterprise requires three men – a dreamer, a businessman, and a
son-of-a-bitch."
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Peter McArthur...
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Humorous
Business Plan
Financial Success |
Values
being created:
"Money can't buy
happiness; it can, however, rent
it."
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Unknown...
Money
management skills:
"Anyone who lives within their means
suffers from a lack of imagination."
–
Oscar Wilde...
Funds
required and uses:
"I just need enough to tide me over until I need more." –
Bill Hoest... More |
"The Game"
A businessman was talking
with his barber, when they both noticed a goofy-looking fellow bouncing down the
sidewalk. The barber whispered, "That's Tommy, one of the stupidest kids you'll
ever meet. Here, I'll show you."...
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The Tao of Entrepreneurial Creativity |
"Who Runs
Faster"
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a
sudden, a tiger appeared from a distance, running toward them. One of the guys
took out a pair of Nikes from his bag and started to put them on. The other guy,
with a surprised look on his face, exclaimed, "Do you think you will run faster
than the tiger with those?"
His friend replied, "I don't have to outrun it, I just
have to run faster than you."
Creative Problem Solving Contests
"What is Your Bait?"
One man has been fishing for a long time with his
line. His friend came near and saw that he has not caught even a single fish
so far. Wondering himself he looked at the pond and saw many fishes playing
and jumping around.
He is asked his friend Why he is not getting any fish?
Luck, God's Wish and there are so many factors in the system came the cute
reply.
Then his friend asked the man What is the bait you are
using? 'The fishing one said I am using the best bait!. 'WHAT?' his friend asked. The reply was 'Strawberries, cause I like them very much. So the fish should
also like them. They are the sweetest and colorful ........
Moral: Who's fishing now and what is your bait?
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Same Reality,
Different Perceptions
"Meet Me Halfway"
A fellow found himself in dire trouble. His
business had gone bust and he was in serious financial trouble. He was so
desperate that he decided to
ask God for help. He began to pray.
"God, please help me. I've lost my business and if
I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me
win
the lotto."
Lotto night came and
somebody else won. Again the
fellow prayed...
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Negotiation
DOs and DON'Ts
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