There was this fellow who was on
vacation in New Zealand and on
the very last day of his stay he
had taken his rental car way out
in the countryside for a last
look around. He found himself on
a country lane that got narrower
and narrower and soon he saw
first one sheep, then two and
pretty soon he found himself
completed engulfed by a large
flock of sheep.
Eventually, he met up with the
Sheepherder and said “You have
fine sheep there, my friend.”
“Aye,” replied the Sheepherder,”
and prize-winners all they be.”
“Say,” said the traveler, “
are you a sport?”
“Yes, I guess I be,” replied
the Sheepherder.
“Then,” said the traveler, “if
I guess the exact number in your
flock, can I have my pick?"
After thinking it over, the
Sheepherder said “Well I guess
ye can try.”
The traveler looked hard at the
vast flock, stared off at the
sky a minute, closed his eyes,
and then said “You have exactly
2,373 sheep.”
“Ye bested me, lad,” exclaimed
the shocked Sheepherder.
The traveler walked over to one
of the animals, picked it up,
and headed back to his car.