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A
cup of coffee looks good in the
morning.
You won't fall asleep after a
cup of coffee.
You can always warm coffee up.
Coffee comes with endless
refills.
You won't get arrested for
ordering coffee at 3 AM. Co
ffee is out of your system by
tomorrow morning.
You can make coffee as sweet as
you want.
Coffee smells and tastes good.
You can turn the pot on, leave
the room, and it'll be hot when
you get back.
They have coffee at police
stations.
You can always ditch a bad cup
of coffee.
No
matter how ugly you are, you can
always get a cup of coffee.
A
big cup or small cup? It doesn't
matter.
You can have an intelligent
conversation with coffee.
Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or
less.
Coffee doesn't take up half your
bed.
Coffee doesn't mind if you wake
up at 3 AM and decide to have a
cup.
INSTANT COFFEE!
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